I have returned, with focus
Just when you thought it was safe, I am back. Sorry.
What this blog lacks — what all of my blogs have lacked — is focus. That I aim to correct.
My intention is to focus on the joys of aging.
“Are there any?” you ask.
“Of course!” I say.
For example, by aging you outlive the people who do not. Let’s face it, most of them were better human beings than you are. Thus when they go you are relieved of the pain of a good example. Also, by outliving your wittier friends you can steal their best lines and nobody will know. You also get to declare victory in any arguments you had going with the now permanently silenced. To some, it may seem childish to one-up the dead. To them, I say patooey!
Whom the gods love die young — leaving the rest of us to clean up.
