Obama announces VP choice at 3:00 am

I guess Barack Obama really is going all out to court the college-age voters. Who the hell else was up at three in the morning to get his VP text message? Not old guys like me, that’s for sure.

Did I say “old”? I meant, “mature.”  Which reminds me — the other day my wife and I had breakfast at a chain restaurant with a meal-club for “seniors,” meaning anybody 55 and over. “You should join,” my wife said.  I told her I didn’t want to go through the hassle of being carded.  “Oh, I don’t think you need to worry about that,” she said. Turned out she was right. But, then, even when I was 21, nobody ever carded me.  I just have always looked . . . mature.

Of course, when Obama’s VP announcement went out, it was only midnight on the West Coast; maybe he was trying to nail down California. Yeah, that’s a toss-up state there.

What bugs me the most is that I had signed up for his email notice, and then never got it.  I did receive some other junk mail from the campaign, so I know I gave the right address.  Oh well. I guess Barack figures he has the senior vote in Michigan in the bag.

I do like Joe Biden. For one thing, he’s 65.  He and McCain and I could all enjoy the senior breakfast special down at the Big Boy some morning.

Barack will have to pay full price.