Cathy AJ, who is barely a boomer having come into the world the year that JFK checked out of it (that would be 1963 but if I have to tell you that, you are no kind of boomer), notes that she only meets two of the 25 Signs that You are Getting Old: she has a car with a built-in compass and she can read the newspaper without arm-extenders.
Given her relative youth, I am shocked — shocked, I say — that Cathy meets even these two criteria of emergent decrepitude. I don’t have a compass in my car, though somebody gave me one once. I have it here somewhere . . . . And I can read the paper fine with the arms I have. I just need to take off my glasses and hold the paper against my nose. Maybe a little closer.
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